This•is•the•Round
It's open!

Ten units. Five thousand five hundred fifty-five euros and fifty-five cents each. Nothing rounded, nothing haggled.

To be clear: you are buying a share of RUDE.vip, not a t-shirt. The shirt is the incentive — your badge for being in.

RUDE.

A clothing and design label out of the Netherlands. Black on black, printed so it only reads up close. The extension "vip" stands for very impolite people.

Shirts are the first thing for sale. Design objects and interiors come after. The concept is finished, the market is waiting, and the money on this page is what turns it on.

See what RUDE. stands for
One unit€5.555,55
Entry piece, a tenth of a unit€555,55
Full round, all ten units€55.555,55
What the round buys50%
Lots available1 · 3 · 5 · 10

Fifty percent of the operating company, held underneath MR.AMMER Holding B.V. This is the entry round. If RUDE. needs more later, the next rounds go up. They never go below this.

You get the shirt

Every buyer gets one. Black cotton, black print, rows of 555 across the chest. How many rows depends on what you bought. Nobody across the room will know. That is the point.

The whisper
Entry piece or one unit
555
The nod
Three units
555555
The shout
Five or ten units
555555555
Reserve a unit

The wall of fives

Empty. The first name goes at the top and stays at the top.

Not open, but being built

These are mine and they are moving. None of them are taking money today. Say the word and I will come to you first when one of them does.

Herbal4.life
Herbal and wellness products for the European and American market.
dutchmade2.fit
Custom marine soft goods, measured and made to order. A floating showroom is part of the plan.
Y-Stool
My own three-legged fibreglass stool, back in production in Thailand.
amokmaker.com
Operational AI consultants (AI), and fibreglass buggies for Thai resorts and several others.
NUOVOPOVERO
Art objects and design pieces.

Nothing here is a binding offer. Units are confirmed at the notaris, in the deed of incorporation and the shareholders' agreement. Money is only ever paid into the company account, never to me.

invest@mrammer.com

rudolf.peter.ammer@gmail.com